You guys are sooooo off. They are going to announce the end. It's for real this time.
Save My Soul
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Big Announcement on next Service meeting
by The Lone Ranger inthere seems to be a very important announcement this coming weeking on the next service meeting, forme it will be on wednesday 30th jan.. during the last 2 meetings they have asked that every batized jw be at that meeting and even to tell others who might not have heard the annoucement.. anyone here have any ideas i wouldn't be surprised if they are changing meeting times and arrangments...less meeting at is !.
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My Thoughts on the Circuit Assembly
by CaptainSchmideo inin an earlier post, rising eagle told of his relatives going to the ca this weekend.
i was at the same one.. here are some comments:.
1. brand name recognition counts for a lot, but the society screws this up big time.
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Save My Soul
Puritanical bastards. Cleavage is never a bad thing unless it's on a man.
This was too funny. This has too be the BEST statement in the history of words and spoken language.
With the above in mind, clevage is never bad. Today, I would pay to see (foreign) cleavage. The (uptight pioneer) sisters at the hall (I dated 17 years ago were very generous) had cleavage.
I even tried to salvage a bad date on the Rythm Nation Tour by boldy asking a sister if I could see her cleavage.
Sorry for going off on the tangent............you brought back memories.........Cleavage is good......
They should have provided examples of exactly what they meant by this cleavage stuff..................
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new BS assignment, new threats.
by inkling inok, so after about 2 months of straight absence from my bookstudy, the elders shuffled me off.
apparently my current (actually quite kind, if a bit clueless) bs overseer was.
not being enough of a nazi.. my newly assigned bs has a (aforementioned in another post) dimwitted, socially obtuse, and.
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Save My Soul
I would suggest you continue too fade. They will get tired of bothering u after a while. I suggest starting to say, yeah, I did not feel well yesterday..yesh, I had too .............They just stop answering the telephone altogether. Say, I did not get your call.
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Save My Soul
I did not read any of the others due to time constraints, but I have many.
- No College.
- Christian Love and concern. We love you brother_____________. Please come back to Jah.
- Watchtower everthing is better than anything in the world.
- If u miss several meetings,"You have been out in that old world. Glad 2 see u came back to Jehovah".
- The end is sooooo close.
- Random world events mean the end is sooo close. (Katrina and Rita)
- 1914 / Generation Change
- The Governing Body
- 144,000
- Military (Hummers) vehicles in peoples driveways means the end is close.
- No blood.
- 10 hours per month or you are weak and not a good christian.
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You know it's the Truth though right?
by freedomfighter insince i have been out i have bumped into witnesses at the supermarket where i work, as you do.
some have the balls to say "hi" and "hang in".
others have bigger kahunas and actually talk to me - this doesn't go unappreciated by me.
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Save My Soul
All religions are the same, man's quest to find God. God reads and accepts individuals, not whole denominations.
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As a Witness I Hated Personal Study- How About You ?
by flipper ini started a serious thread on cult mind control- so i figured i'd start a sarcastic funny thread, or serious, your choice how to explore it , on personal study !
i got so sick and tired as a witness with that expression being crammed down my throat !
" personal study " they told us !
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Save My Soul
I enjoying learning, so yes I lovec it. I am a student of the bible, soooo I study it. My relationship with God, supercedes the WT.
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The worst word in the English language
by free2beme inwhile there are words that we should not teach children and not use in a polite public environment, known as bad language.
there is one word that gets passed around all the time and is probably the most hurtful and scary word out there.
that would is metastasis.
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Save My Soul
Cancer is the one thing that truly makes life unfair. I hope your mother-in-law recovers well and is fine.
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What Are Your Goals in Posting on JWD in 2008 ?
by flipper inwell, happy new year to all of you, my friends here on jwd !
it should prove to be another rockin' and rollin' year here on jwd !
so, what do you hope to accomplish or take away in a beneficial way from posting on this board in 2008 ?
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Save My Soul
I look forward for the great commentary from all on the NEW LIGHT in 2008. This light has caused many to leave the org that we once called home. I also look forward to discussing many personal issues that we have all encountered in our recovery. Nothing in particular, just everything in general. It is great getting more info on many of my favorites. It would be nice if JWD had a feature where we could "Easily" go to a list of favorites.
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Are Any Here Afraid of "Getting Caught" Doing Something "Wrong" By a JW?
by minimus indo you still look over your shoulder to see if some jw might "report" you to the elders for doing something inappropriate by witness standards??
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Save My Soul
I have a photo of my wife on my chest with my children's names. I also have a wedding ring tatoo on my finger.
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Are Any Here Afraid of "Getting Caught" Doing Something "Wrong" By a JW?
by minimus indo you still look over your shoulder to see if some jw might "report" you to the elders for doing something inappropriate by witness standards??
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Save My Soul
Only at the strip clubs...............jk
FORTUNATELY, i don't do anything of question.